I wish the lede on this article were more precise. Heard didn’t write about being a victim of Johnny Depp. She wrote about the aftermath of the publicity of her abuse at his hands, specifically the garbage DV deniers and paparazzi intrusions.

Re: channing tatum

Kim Kardashian West has some mystery beef with Jack in the Box

“Please put it about that I really want to go back to the college I had exactly zero interest in going to—a statement I publicly declared over and over again—so that people think I care about education because that will be good for my damaged brand”?

There needs to be a website for “Can I Safely Watch This With My Relatives?” similar to the site that warns about death of animals in media.

The name just makes it sound like it carries shapeless, floral-print dresses for women who still dress like children. Or dresses made from feed sacks.
Another disastrous name was Fashion Bug: that just sounds like a virus.

I hope his daughter gave it to him. 

3 decades later, and I’m still cranky that my troop leader embezzled our cookie money (not sure what she spent it on, but I know I didn’t get to go camping).

Also, I don’t know a ton about sex work, but I’m pretty sure the going rate for an erotic massage is well below $700. Someone needs to shake this dad down for the rest of his kids’ cookie money or find out what other vices he used it for.  

Could they not have, I don’t know, considered just.. you know, trying to change the name and see how it went?

I can’t believe they never even tried to change that name, only pass it off as Nordic or something by making it one word. At one point I wondered if it was in some old contract like ABC Family or something.

New York and Company until they file as well. 

Right! It’s like if my next-door neighbor was arrested for murder and I was like, “It can’t be true, because he never murdered me and he’s had access to me for years.”

I feel like it would be awkward if it wasn’t the most boring story of all time that she told. I feel like she must be wracking her brains for clickbaity stories to get ppl to watch her show

I have never spoken of the time I watched a super porn-y episode of Rome with my mom. And her new husband. While sitting at the foot end of their bed.

He says Michael Jackson DID do something to him, though, but he defends MJ anyway! That’s the really fucked up part of this.  I think we should just leave Aaron Carter in the early aughts.

Jada Pinkett Smith opened up about her porn addiction.

Katherine McPhee and David Foster are both super messy so their inevitable divorce could be epic. McPhee cheated on her first husband with Michael Morris who is married to Mary McCormack. And Foster is constantly search for someone younger.

I don’t get all these celebrities/celebrity children saying Michael Jackson never did anything to them. A predator chooses people he can prey on; it’s not outrageous to think that he’d choose kids who weren’t as protected/famous.