It is for the midlife crisis.

Oh God. How many times do you think Ben made her watch each Matt Damon movie?

I do not think they are getting back together. A quote from this piece:

I have read several pieces about her over the years, and have seen several interviews on late night talk shows and such. She has always talked about how much she loves his brain. He is no dummy; he made near perfect scores on his SATs and is estimated to have an IQ in the 150s. As someone who is highly attracted to…

“‘When his sun shines on you, you feel it.’ But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.”

That’s one of Marge’s lines in The Talented Mr. Ripley.

“He’s still the only person who really knows the truth about things. And I’m still the only person that knows some of his truths.”

If you can find Butter, watch that. It's a small movie about butter sculpting and small town/state politics. It's pretty funny and she's great as an ambitious wife.

When that room is empty, yes.

She is the queen of the mini-van majority. So it definitely makes sense that they’d play down anything that doesn’t make her look like a stay-at-home mom.

The way she described Ben reminds me of many women’s relationship with narcissistic men (I know that n word is thrown around a lot, but I think it’s an epidemic in this culture.) Reaaaally trying to avoid ever being with anyone who is Brilliant And Generous And Charismatic but makes me feel small. Big people should…

I’ve never had much of an opinion on Jennifer Garner one way or the other, but damn if this doesn’t make me like her. “I refuse to be the ashes”? Sweet fancy Moses on a hot buttered biscuit, that is awesome!

Can’t find a flaw in that.

She dropped “Bless his heart.”

Cocaine also works! Don't think it'd be advertised in a magazine though.

get skinny and stay skinny the natural way, folks. with a crippling nicotine addiction! enjoy this matching virginia slim outfit to wear when you accidentally cough up a piece of your lung

Indeed. Cheryl Tiegs was the face of Virginia Slims. That’s what she’s famous for. Is obesity unhealthy? Yes. Do I think a cigarette peddler is the best person to be listening to regarding what’s healthy? No.

Or as much as they hate themselves...

“Actually, I don’t like it that we’re talking about full-figured women,”

I am never going to understand why people are so offended at just seeing someone who isn’t super thin portrayed in any type of media. Like quit concern-trolling me and tell me straight up that you want me to hate myself as much as you hate me.