Los Angeles films have the same problem. The houses directors choose for filming “average American families” are all in the $1.5 million to $4 million range. Those folksy craftsman and colonial jobs are not what real people live in, period. Even the kitschy ranch homes used for commercials are in the $900K to $2…

A big bulb near the nose, with a tail at the outer edges. Just imagine the shape. The arch should thin gradually, but poor plucking leads to a “balloon attached to a string” shape. I sported this in eighth grade. It’s not pretty.

That sounds awesome. I would be forever feeling my face, though.

VARIETY PACK

Wait, what the fuck? What is this? Is it a mashed Japanese potato? Is it like a rubber mat or something? What does that taste like?

I was once asked if I was “a little chinese” in a JOB INTERVIEW.

Same. My brows will forever look like they were shaped in 1998. I overplucked the shit out of them, but never from the top. And now they will be that way forever. I wonder if a brow specialist could do anything for me.

So I think my brows are as grown as they can be... I don’t even pluck anymore except a few stray hairs here and there... Should I go to a brow specialist, even though I dont have a ton of brow to wax? Is it a matter of reshaping? I want this “natural brow lift” everyone is speaking of. (I do believe in the power of…

I don’t really get this cause I was taught never to pluck from the top and have always gone from the bottom up.

She reminded me that I need to see a brow specialist though cause I don’t think I’m doing mine the right shape anyways

I like Olivia Munn, and don’t think she needs to be out anywhere defending her looks (is there a male movie actor who’s had to do that?), but this ex-retoucher would suggest gentle Photoshop work is more responsible for the smoothness and lack of features in the pic on the right than Japanese potatoes.

Gosh, Luke. If you've been so wronged by Kesha, surely you could just cancel her contract and wash your hands of her. Unless you enjoy prolonging contact with her against her will.

A good teacher once told me... look at the last thing you wrote; put it first, and delete all the rest. I still haven’t learned that, and neither has that jerk.

Maybe he should have just sent the last tweet?

Is this the brother and sister?

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It’s written with many tones of denial, hesitancy and almost fear to it, as if written by someone who really was in super-denial (and sounds like an abuse victim, tbh). Like she doesn’t come out and say she caught them in the act. She doesn’t even say she heard them. (Could a troll resist this?) She also doesn’t…

Awwww... It’s like Frederick and Beatrice from Another Period!

Because instead of railing on the system of patriarchy and mistreatment of survivors, Demi decides to use her voice to send 5 tweets on how feminists aren’t doing a good enough job of defending each other.

Demi is CLEARLY shading T Swift, right?