I have to think that real estate developing just makes you an insane, money-addicted sociopath. I just have never heard a story that was like “hey, so there was this really nice real estate developer...”

You gotta be a next level of evil if you make a Walmart heir look sympathetic in a story.

That makes me really impressed by the marketers who were able to predict that would happen. Regular people go out and buy the product just to take pictures and promote it! It’s taking conspicuous consumption to new levels.

I just made it up! Let’s make it a thing. It’s so fetch. ;)

The crazy part is the people in my feed who are decidedly not famous, but follow almost only/all famous people, and either don’t realize that this is a paid promotion or don’t understand(/care?) that they’re not going to be paid when they mimic these posts. Nearly every rando that I went to high school with posts…

people are still paying the cast of the Jersey Shore, huh

It does. Also, he puts the ick in “morning sickness”.

Did it work to have “DTF” on the back of your shirt?

Husband and I have a friend-couple that call each other - in earnest! - “honey bear” and “sugar bear.” *HORK.* The closest Husband and I get to such terms are either:

Bad. Really bad. But still not as bad as this.

Ugh a Bride shirt is so lazy. A true Pintrest bride has “Bride” in bedazzles across the butt of your velvet Juicy Coutoure sweatpants!!!! And like, obviously in white. :/

It’s dumb and ugly for sure but offensive? I think people need to get a life if they have so much free time to get so pissed off about a t-shirt. And a fucking petition? Really? No one is forcing you to buy it and if there are women out there who want to wear it it’s their choice. It’s not hurting anyone except the…

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

I feel like petitions have lost their meaning to be honest. When you had to get signatures and keep a physical copy. That’s something I could respect, but ‘ click this button because a shirt says trophy’. I can’t buy that.

The collection also included shirts that say ‘Team Bride,’ ‘Mrs.’ and ‘Bride.’

whatever I think it’s funny

As long as they make it in men’s sizes.

Sure, but tell us how you really feel. I’m a bit confused. You haven’t been clear.

I’m sure there will be albums worth of material. A lot of country music is about wearing jeans and drinking beers near bodies of water. Actual drama is like a double album waiting to happen.

this miranda/blake drama is going to make one hell of a country song in like a month