I am so glad I trawl the comments now because of THIS! Thank you times a million. I know what I’m doing when I get home!

It’s like you just gave us three rough pitches for ‘the next great American short story.’

**applauds**

All right, we’ll just have to agree to look at it differently.

I don’t know much about either of them, so I don’t have any particular stake in/impression of their relationship. BUT: I really hate it when couples that tabloids have spent YEARS saying are about to break up actually DO break up. (see also: Garner/Affleck)

She already wrote it! Check out Platinum. It came out last year and as soon as I heard it, I KNEW it was all over. I mean “Two Rings Shy” and “All That’s Left” are like big, huge red flags.

Why are you personalizing this? Did you cheat on someone?

Miranda Lambert on her own is going to be the BEST Miranda Lambert. Not because I hate marriage, but because she is AMAZING and he was a lot of baggage. I can’t wait to see how much better she is as just her and not 1/2 of country’s “It” Couple.

Always remember that the person who cheated with you will cheat on you. You’re not as special as you think.

OR, some people aren’t good at mating for life.

Thanks Obama

I appreciate that their statement isn’t the usual “mutual, amicable” nonsense. It's heartfelt and personal, without venom or fakeness. It's a shame to see them split.

Well...didn’t he cheat with her on his last wife?? Same way you got him is how you’ll lose him.

Pretty sure he’s saying that his first divorce was as bad as his brother’s death, there.

I came here to say something like this, but yours was way way funnier than mine. I tip my hat to you.

Miranda’s break-up album is going to be SO. FUCKING.GOOD.

As long as Blake gets custody of Adam Levine, you’ll be fine Miranda.

THIS. So much. I wondered if I was the only person who actually read TKAMB to begin with, because it’s right there in the text.

This was never a mystery to me. There was no way Atticus Finch couldn’t be a racist. EVERYONE was racist at that time. Just because you believed in the rule of law doesn’t mean you believe in equality.