Dunno about you all, but if I maybe killed someone while on the clock, they sure as hell wouldn’t have me on “desk duty” at my job until it all shakes out. WTF.

Even if she killed herself, I still completely blame the police. What would you expect a person to do when confronted with the fact that they live in a country where they can be pulled over for Driving While Black, beaten mercilessly with no hope of their abuser facing any justice, be thrown in jail with the very real…

If I recall from earlier reports the officer banged her head on the ground, I am not a doctor or anything, but I believe head trauma can lead to death several hours after the fact without any immediate signs. If I was to guess, strictly out of my ass, she died from the head trauma from the use of force by the officer…

never mind that the website was the entire reason they’d gotten in contact with me,

Excellent article. It reminds me of the uproar last year when Jennifer Lawrence DARED to tastefully go nude for a Vanity Fair cover story following the release of her stolen photos on Reddit. Soooo many male commenters couldn’t understand how she could speak out against the invasive nature of the hacked pictures and…

Good for you, Caitlin! And good on Jezebel for continuing to give you a platform to speak out in your own words.

Oh I thought you were saying there was some moral difference. Legal, smegal. Cheaters suck.

“once or twice a week...they teach her fun stuff like stretches and other basic aerobics, nothing strenuous.” Kind of like my 2-year-old does at daycare.

That’s stuff a kid would like to do anyway, not a difficult workout. And it sounds like the trainer is Kim’s, and is just allowing North to get involved in the workout. Misleading headline in misleading. This is actually a cute story.

• Emma Stone “really has it all,” according to Woody Allen.

So... she has one her trainers teach North basic, age appropriate exercises twice a week? BURN THE WITCH! I can’t see a reason to snark about this. I think there’s nothing wrong with giving young kids a good groundwork for health and fitness. It would be one thing if he was putting a two year old through ridiculous…

I know. I feel so weird about that song. Like...is this supposed to be romantic? Neither of you know what the other wants and you’re both looking to cheat. Sorry, not doing much for me.

GOD DAMN THE EARWORM.

“Ha, ha, ha... I can’t believe the woman I fully intended to betray my wife with was my wife all along!”

Ah remember back in the day when the only time you could get caught cheating is if you and your old lady liked Pina Coladas?

People joined this site for some outside fucking. This data release would just be another form of it. A bonus round, if you will.

I always heard that, but knowing me, I’d miss. And then what if my hand goes in its mouth?!

found some more:

I only post really stupid shit or moderately hostile comments and I’m ungrey. I have, literally, nothing to offer.

Honestly I’m not sure. But I swear I was almost as excited when I saw that notification as I was when I finally got my degree!