*Lays down aces and eights, sighs*

My clique.

People keep saying “neurotic” like it’s a bad thing. Refusing to sit with my back to the door at a restaurant has kept me alive for this long, thank you and shut up.

I need science to tell me I’m neurotic the same way I need my electric bill to tell me I spend too much time online.

Those bags are hideous. LV is knocked off so much that unless the wearer is walking around in a full-on Upper East Side look, I basically assume it’s a fake. I'd imagine that’s not exactly a message LV customers want to send when they march around with their garish free LV advertisements on their arms.

It’s supposed to show both your good taste (ha!) and disposible income: status symbol only. I loathe it. I will never, ever buy a Coach bag: the entry-level aspirational handbag of choice. Ditto Kors or anything branded. My bag is a black leather Roots bag, custom made (they do that, for a very reasonable price) and…

I can never not think of Paris Hilton when I see this

I know. This shit it so tacky. What about walking around emblazoned in logos in upscale or desirable? My whole clothes wearing strategy is ‘don’t be a walking billboard’

I have never understood bags (or any other piece of clothing) covered in logos. I think they are fugly as hell, and make the consumer an active participant in brand marketing. I laugh whenever I see “posh” women sporting these, since to me it shows they are so desperate for attention and an acknowledgement of their…

I HATED THIS!....sorry <,< I feel some type of way every time I see it.

What items are/were even still being made in this particular colorway? Haven’t seen anything - old or new - with these colors for years, fake or otherwise.

No kidding! Everyone knows it means “you look bad today”. No one would think it is acceptable to say that to a friend or coworker!

“You look tired,” is the worst thing to hear. Stop saying it people!

NO. It is a thing that only people who are big into makeup do. These people have a THICK layer of makeup on their faces, and probably look a little weird in person. Strictly an advanced-level look.

omg i’m dead. that is exactly how contouring vids make me feel though. like how does it even work??? how is contour babby made??????

Is contouring a thing normal people do? Or is it mainly makeup artists and Kardashians? In other words, do I have to learn how to do this now? (Please say no.)

I think we’ve reached peak contouring. Can everyone just go back to whatever the hell we were doing in 2013?

MADELEINE, DID YOU EVEN SEE SYDNEY LEROUX’S MASTERFUL CONTOURING?? As if there weren’t already enough reasons to be totally in love with the US women’s soccer team.