The longer I stay on facebook in these dark times, the smaller my circle gets. I’m absolutely livid I wasted any time or energy over the years on some of these people—and these aren’t even trumpers. And before anyone comments with the old “you’re going to let political opinions ruin friendships?”—when people I have…

Honestly? I think so. No one likes to admin that they were conned by a drifter.

This entire article was terrifying, but I’m not gonna lie: it felt GREAT to know what all the protests and marches and lawsuits have really gotten under his thin, evil skin.

A liar thinks everyone lies, a thief thinks everyone steals.

She’s pretty convincing playing a terrifyingly sexy lesbian femme fatale.

Have you seen American Ultra?

I think Stewart is a terrible actress, but I would totally be down to be her hook-up girl.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

This reply comes deep from within the financial advice machine. Firms and their advisors alike have been foaming at the mouth since this rule was announced because it generally prohibits them from receiving commission or any variable comp unless the client signs a de facto waiver which then opens up the advisor and…

I was forced to watch a segment of fox news when Hillary appeared on Broad City and the hot take was “yikes- why would you be this excited for any living being.” Didn’t catch the host’s name, but I am betting he’s been rubbing his raging semi at every move by Peeman for the last two weeks.

Probably not. But at least it would show that bitch for being so pushy. She really should’ve just smiled more. Amirite?

Don’t you mean, the black one’s fault?

As much as it causes my blood pressure to spike and pains me to see this happening to my country... maybe people stupid enough to believe Trump and put their trust in him deserve to be taken for a ride.

It’s really fucking distasteful, especially on a website for and in support of women. People were/are acting like this about Kim K’s being robbed, too, and I’m just like... Why are you here? You think this is funny because it happened to a wealthy, ‘vapid’ woman?

If she’s pregnant, whoever’s tasked with carrying her around will be carrying two babies instead of one. Think about it.

So interesting how little empathy people are showing for this woman after her home was invaded and destroyed in such a personal manner. I wonder why that is? People seemed to have a bit more empathy for Kim K. Curious.

I will never be able to unsee that Miley gif. You, sir, are a monster.