And this is how democracy dies, people.

Stephen King is a bleeding heart liberal, thank Roland.

Everyone just needs to look away and ignore Kathy. This is the most blatant and vile publicity stunt ever. And I hate Donald Trump, for the record.

This gives me the feels. I think think about all the thousands of hours of work she put into this. I hope she’s proud of herself and knows she can do anything!

This pisses me off so much. At least stand by your debunked crackpot pseudoscience, Gwyneth, if you’re going to promote it.

Right. But I doubt the Goop crowd is drinking much well water or even city water these days.

Oh no she better fucking not. Chelation is a scam that has victimized autistic children for literally no clinical reason for years. It’s perpetuated by people who prey on the misguided hopes of parents to wreak havoc on these poor little kids’ bodies for no other reason except greed. It makes me want to make goop out…

My beloved Poirot would NEVER have such an ungainly mustache, to say nothing of that messy collar. He’d sooner die than walk around his own home in complete privacy dressed and groomed like this. And don’t get me started on how he’s supposed to be small and roundish. Poirot would have Captain Hastings throw this…

I believe it. I mean this is a country who thought it was a good idea to elect Donald Trump.

Can you please explain the required black spices? Not that I’ll try to make a fool of myself by cooking them. Just want to know.

As someone from Indiana, I can confirm this. I’ve heard they also play in Ohio.

And if your drunk ass asks “What’s trump again?” one more time, you’re also gonna get the stink eye.

 Don’t forget “Mistakes were made.”

Here in the states, I would agree. However, the few times I’ve been forced to eat fast food in Europe, Burger King and McDonalds were actually pretty good. Much better than in the US.

Oh, she knows alright.

Wait a sec, did you just refer to Ralph Nader as a Republican?

Eh. Word on the street is that Pence and Ryan are both on tape acknowledging Russian funds filtering in to the RNC. McConnell too. Normally I wouldn’t lend much credence to these types of rumors, but with this wacky Administration, all bets are off. Plus, I think it would be hilarious to end up with President Orrin…

Et tu, bitchy?

I’ve heard this rule has the I’m-sure-totally-unintended consequence of making it so people are banging after the long wait at the 14th day of the woman’s cycle, when is when most women tend to ovulate. Now, for the woman who ovulates earlier, you’re SOL if you want to have kids. But I’ve also heard you can go to a…

Fuck Dan Coats. He’s a crony of Pence’s from Indiana. I’m sure he’ll have no qualms about starving out the intel community.