Lately, for a pick-me-up, I’ve been replaying in my mind the clip of Trump grandstanding before he signed a couple of EOs. Then, he gets distracted when a reporter asks him about the Michael Flynn situation and he literally high-tails it out of the room, without answering the question or signing the EOs. Pence…

Studies have shown that music helps people handle cognitive dissonance. Maybe all these Trumpers have earpods surgically implanted in their brains. Did you see any wires? (No sir, they don’t have iPhone 7s, they’re Samsung people. Sorrynotsorry).

Marco Rubio’s been playing The Serious One more often than usual lately. I bet lil Marco would go for it! We all know how much he hates the Senate.

Also known as: “I want those sweet, sweet residuals back as my inheritance.”

It ain’t no joke. Unless you really want ‘em, don’t have ‘em. Your body image being pretty much the least in a long list of reasons.

It can be caused when you’re overdoing certain core exercises. Even the founder of Pilates got it.

Due to some weird complications, I actually had to have a vertical incision for my C-Section, so I have huge ugly scar from just above mons to just below belly button, along with major abdominal core weakness. 3 years later I still look pregnant. I just thought it had to live with. Now, I’m thinking maybe not.

Know someone that once worked for him, and they said he was a 100% standup, nice, thoughtful guy who always treated staff with total respect and kindness. Sort of a rarity in Hollywood. He will be missed.

I feel you. There’s not a right choice, for you. You can’t force someone to be a fucking grown-up. Sure, you can play all sorts of games and reward him for good behavior and withhold treats for bad behavior, but you know what? He’s not a dog or a child. The only thing you can do is explain to him yet again how this is…

Agreed. No one should have to live with someone who shows their disrespect for you and themselves by doing everything half-assed. Imagine how that person would be in bed!

I guess what’s OCD-level is subjective. But, believe it or not, there is an objectively right way to load the dishwasher. Just as there are objectively correct ways to do many, if not most, chores. 

This is a slippery slope into the “incompetence avoidance tactic.” Do a chore really badly so that you are never asked to do it again. How about you be an adult and learn to do a chore properly (if not to OCD-levels of perfection)?

You know what saved my relationship? Having a cleaning lady come twice a month to do the deep cleaning: toilets, tubs, stove, dusting, mopping, etc. It comes out to a little over $100 bucks a month. It’s worth every penny and gives us our weekends back so we can spend quality time with our son rather than wasting…

I said it upthread, but it bears repeating: He also gave an ownership stake to his full-time employees last year. If they go public, they all stand to be rich.

The plain version is not so bad compared to the fruit-flavored ones, I’ve found.

Yeah, he’s an all-around great guy. Last year, he gave all of his full-time employees an ownership stake.

I surely wouldn’t argue with you about that. BUT. I imagine that if they held an exhibition tournament in 20 years, that result might not be true. Roger is getting rusty already. Selena is still at the top of her game.

Oh no. I think you’re referring to the wrong comment. I said it’s more likely than not that she wouldn’t get bagelled (as you said) against ANY D-1 player. I’m pretty sure she could score at least one point, maybe even a service game, against ANY D-1 player.

Any D-1 player? Now I think you’re taking it a step too far. Maybe not win, but def not bagelled. She hits with men for practice. I’m sure she’d do better than zero. Don’t get too cocky.

Agreed. I think younger readers often still haven’t fully generalized the lessons of body positivity. They’ll get there, hopefully. My brother is OK now, although I fear he let it bother him for far too long. But now he’s in a great law school, has fully embraced the shave, and is happier than ever.