dont forget that they have to be married and have a sexual relationship with either a prostitute or a member of the same sex thumping a bible about the sanctity of marriage.

Look, Zach, the only way Fox is going to represent your religious expression is if you’re standing at full attention on the football field, refusing to give a gay fan a cake.

Bless you.

We’ll let you be proud just for this week ;-)

If it did, he’s certainly been searching for them.

“Flag-Humping President...”

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

Makes me glad to be an Eagles fan.

They should have Trump sing the lyrics to the Anthem, but instead they hand him a sheet of lyrics for In The Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly. I doubt he’d notice the difference.

Dude nods along and agrees with the last person he spoke to. He has the attention span of a gnat and zero interest in anything or anyone who is not himself.

Frankly, I’d amend that somewhat along the lines of, ‘if you’re not DJT, he’s got nothin’ for ya ‘

I think people are trying the “Tell the public he’s awesome and hope he sees it on TV before he makes up his mind” approach. Then, feel free to be honest at a later date when people remember you met 45.

Anyone who has ever left a meeting with 45 has evidenced surety that it went according to their lights. Only to be radically disappointed, later.

Am I the only one who’s been assuming that Perkins was just a fat, aging, low-level assistant coach for the Cavs?

...Perk literally didn’t move a muscle from the time the ball was inbounded to the moment Curry ran into his legs which, again, had not moved. And the Warriors are “disturbed” by this? C’mon now...

1- Kendrick Perkins is the same age as Lebron which is insane

Perkins is a dick, but I’m finding it hard to muster any outrage about a guy sitting completely still.

Bah Gawd! From the top rope!

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

That’s a spicy baseball beef, but playing three MLB games in less than 24 hours does seem to be pushing it, especially with travel in there.