Oh, holy fucking shit! I didn’t realize! My God, how could I be so insolent in the face of such accomplishment?

I’m a fan of both Chris Farley and Trek Farleys, and I never once made the connection.

You’re hilarious, dude.

This is dumb.

I’m fine with him skipping, but I’m also fine with people shitting on him for it.

why

That’s all fair.

But imagine he had Terry Rozier this year. On the C’s, he was a fun, upstart player. If he were playing with LeBron, the narrative would have been, “My God, look at this stiff LeBron has to play with.”

I like LeBron a lot, but I’m wondering if some of this is his fault? Beyond even the whole “he picked the roster” stuff. Is there something about the way he plays/leads that turns other guys into useless stiffs? You could make a compelling argument that Love has only ever been worse playing alongside LeBron, for…

That’s weird, the Internet told me that CONCACAF is by far the easiest qualifying region, a total joke, and that every other confederation’s 10th and 11th teams would easily qualify, if only they played in CONCACAF, which is a total joke.

Please fix this sentence. It’s hurting my soul.

Please fix this sentence. It’s hurting my soul.

The reply was meant for someone else claiming that Green would have been suspended if he’d done the same thing Thompson did.

You may be right, but Green has lost any right to the benefit of the doubt. If he doesn’t want extra scrutiny, he should probably quit being such a fucking asshole.

I hate Draymond Green. And not in, like, a “he’s fun to hate” kind of way. Guy is just a fucking dickbag.

Sitting in a hotel lobby bar.

I would never in a million years have noticed anything unusual about his collars. That said, I am currently wearing a polo shirt with sweatpants.

Fuck, sit him in Game 2, let him get his legs under him, go Beast Mode at home, and then try to win a best-of-three.

No shit. My best friend lives out there. He “only follows the Warriors” right now. A few years ago, when they were going to conference title games, he “only followed” the Niners. When the Giants were going to Worlds Series, guess who he “only followed”?

He’s a liar AND an idiot.

That may be true, but you’ll have to forgive me, as I often forget that Tristan Thompson is on the Cavs NOW, when I’m WATCHING THEM PLAY.