"These lawyers are making me crazy," said Taylor briefly.

"Well, I don't know if I could be impartial in this case, Your Honor, given that the defendant is a Negro."

It's just going to be three solid hours of the affectionately racist "fa-ra-ra-ra-ra" scene.

Put each foot in one lifeboat and skate them to freedom!

"Hit." I see what you did there.

I was in sixth grade and they made an announcement over the intercom, but I don't think anybody really understood why. I know I didn't realize it was an attack as opposed to an accident until school got out. Then we all went home to our ashen-faced parents who explained what was going on and what it might lead to and…

Location! Location! Bees!

When he wants to proposition someone, he sends a picture of his eyebrow.

They still haven't gotten the memo about yelling shit in the street, and streets have been around a lot longer than cell phones.

That reminds me, did the right ever get around to teabagging the White House?

IMO it was "R + L = J"-level obvious that the books were setting up for Jaime to be the valonqar — it would be a "twist" since Tyrion is the obvious candidate, but it's carefully established that Jaime is the younger twin and thus also qualifies, and everybody wants a Jaime redemption arc where he finally takes off…

I'm still disproportionately annoyed that they didn't just call that movie The Kung Fu Kid.

I hate that part. Fuck your grudging approval, Johnny, you wannabe-Hitler-Youth, Prince-Herbert-from-Monty-Python-and-the-Holy-Grail-looking motherfucker.

Everybody does some Shue sighting.

What a normal thing to get mad about.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the STAAAAARS! *flings arms out, gets removed by security*

Silence! Emoticons have gone down the memory hole. Emojis are an entirely unprecedented development that has taken the world's youth by storm and portends the downfall of the human race, NOT an old thing with a new name. Like selfies.

Friends? Fun? What is this, Holland?

Howl howl howl.

Yeah, Grey Worm is probably not long for that world. In hindsight, giving him and Missandei a nice love scene is as good as having him show his buddies a picture of her and describe the little farmhouse they're going to live in.