There's such beauty in a perfect piece of wit

Damn right. Hanson does a great job every week

Damn right. Wisest thing I've read today

😂😂😂

Great analysis. I thought the fake was an unfathomable decision, but you fathomable it for me. Why have a toy if you don’t play with it?

You’re right. If nothing else, you’ve got to admire Jerry’s commitment. At least it’s an ethos.

“Noped the fuck out”

“In the end, false rape accusations are pretty rare, and when they do occur the perpetrator’s name is pretty loudly cleared.”

Well, I think your the God Emperor of Earth. And always will.

Thank you so much. I haven’t seen my brother in years and I am happy to see he’s safe and no longer working in the sex industry

“If you want to take a vow of poverty that’s your business but you can’t essentially take it for others.”

Addition to question: One where they held customers down and forced them to eat the food?

Here’s a question that I like: What would you do for a million dollars that you wouldn’t do for $10,000?

Well said. It’s why the endings to both shows were weak.

NERDS!!!!!!!!!

You called it. Collarbone is what TV is reporting

Actually, my pitbull, Girlfriend, is the sweetest dog in the whole world. But that one sounds like a close second. And your point is 100 percent correct.

This is your Super Bowl story?

I knew we’d get to the very best “Miller’s Crossing” quote before we got to a Browns win.

A 16 year old who was wise beyond his years