@TheAntiCat: if I had the ability, I'd promote and star you!

@MrGoodCat: orgasmic display! As if the camera had a hard time keeping up!

@AustinMiniMan: Lots of options available... the weight on that thing is excessively insane! Wood roof rafters - really? At least pivot the thing in the middle so you're not lifting the whole thing! Then you could justify the roof weight as a counter-balance!

Here's my fave...

Oh Cyrix... Now I know where you have gone - to Ruski-land!

Gorgeous lines! A little Ferrari here, a little Porsche there, a dash of Aston with a chaser of McLaren for good measure... yum!

@GtAkReYz: It's no accident... it's alphabetized... "O"rgasm follows "M"asturbation...

@Dirt Pirate: I heart...

Kid, you did the best thing! Though count on being grounded...

I don't own a Leatherman but own the fine craftsmanship of creating one on these sketches - the protractor in a fine leather case lined with blue felt. The heavy steel in hand as the HB & F glide across the mylar is an experience many modernistas will never experience...

Dynasty "Dave's Farm Edition" came with the optional toilet in the front seat for that extra "convenience?" That's pretty high-flutin'!! Wonder if it talked like the LeBaron?

@SpeedsOlderBrother: called "target advertising"... amazing how accurate they're getting - must be honing in on the toothlessness.

@chsmadden: you don't need to... the car will do it for you.

@TRAMS_AM: I read "Grilled Slut" for a second... I'd go to Taco Smell more often if they'd offer that on their combo menu...

FIRST SPY PHOTOS OF 2015 CHRYSLER PT CRUISER COME-BACK!!!! That or the 2035 Lamborghini, or 2020 Chevy pinto, or 2036 DeLorean, or... puhleeease!

Considering we're still flying rust buckets from 1990 with faded CRT screens about to fall on our heads with every little jitter (uhem KLM), 2030 will be today's planes with stupid paint jobs. Oh, and maybe they'll get rid of the constantly-on non-smoking sign and sealed-shut ashtrays...maybe.

@MifuneT: my $15 bachelor on/off rice cooker still holds its own after 10 years. Yeah, the lid and feet are busted but it cooks rice perfect in 12 minutes every time! I guess I got lucky. But you're right - this thing is WAY too complicated for its own good! One bite into an undissolved grain and into the…

@BRuddy: Building Kick! EXPLOSION!: was the "WHAM" you rear-ending another car or running into a person while you were gazing at the mysterious trees? I've seen a few - I they should make it into modern art instead. Paint it red, add other artsy-"limbs", and/or hire an artist to give it his all.

@sinyster: I did get it from here but it was many moons ago - since then it's gone through facebook and around the world a few times I'm sure but yes - it's most appropriate!