my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels
My hovercraft is full of eels
my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels
Aug 5 2019
5

I say we skip all the half measures and go straight to repealing the second amendment. But I can say that because I’m not a candidate for public office.

Aug 5 2019
8

I'm doubtful this will be a turning point. I don't want to sound negative and hopeless, but if it didnt change after Sandy Hooke, it won't change now. 

Aug 5 2019
7

That was an unrealistic goal anyways.

Apr 12 2019
1

Brings to mind the old “plane crash in a cemetery, authorities still recovering bodies” jokes.

Apr 12 2019
1

Silly Mustang, you’re supposed to target the living

Apr 12 2019
5

Not even the dead are safe... 

Apr 12 2019
3

Either that was a soft wall, or Mustang nose cone integrity is way up. I guess Ford engineers have been able to collect a lot of real world data to improve the design.

Apr 12 2019
8

3/5 Mustangs: If the out of control wheelspin causes the Mustang to hit a stationary object like a post, bush, tree or is otherwise damaged (tire puncture, clutch or engine failure) Threat level: MODERATE

Apr 12 2019
16

Just wanted to revisit his victims, I guess?

Feb 5 2019
3

I loved that thing so much when I was 12.

Feb 5 2019
11

Reminds me of Tango and Cash....

Nov 30 2018
1

Those F-4s won’t go into retirement until America decides it needs another sequel to Iron Eagle and we’re needing to cast someone as the bad guys. Read more

Nov 30 2018
4

My #1 favorite aircraft of all time. 

Nov 24 2018
2

Fun fact: in the 1980s, a Ford dealership I worked at (which was a Lincoln-Mercury dealership at the time) offered ‘blueprinting’ of a customer’s new car at an added cost. They would go through common areas of fault with the brand god damn new cars and fix things that had no earthly right being broken on a brand new Read more

Nov 17 2018
2

As DutchieDC2R said, Seat Leon. A really pretty Golf-sized hatchback from the time when Seat had nicked Alfa Romeo’s head of design.

Aug 14 2018
1

Hooo, boy. We’ve got speed traps and speed cameras to spare. You may want to consider downloading a mobile app called Yanosik, it’s essentially the Polish Waze. It’ll warn you of patrols, speed cameras, accidents and whatnot. I’m fairly sure you can use it in English and it may very well save your arse.

Aug 14 2018
6

Watch out for trains! :P