Wankel-engine chopper by Citroen.

Lambo LM002 or Hummer H1. I guess those would be considered funny rather than gay.

Lybia has no MiG-27s, this one is a MiG-23BN.

Definitely an early 80s Japanese small car. It's nut as crappy as many others, but it's boring and uncomfortable enough, and will remain boring and uncomfortable for a long time.

I agree. But there is a small problem: the old one was based on the Vauxhall Carlton (a.k.a. Opel Omega) - which was RWD, of course. Which contemporary seadan should Lotus use now? All the companies who make RWD sedans have their own performance versions.

Hey, at least it's not pink.

Opel Meriva OPC

This is... the magic bus

I get it, it's meant to be humorous. I just don't find these very funny, that's all. That's no problem, after all we can't all have the same taste.

Complaining about cupholders is just lame.

The Polish Rolls Ford. More pics: [jajjdecsunya.blog.hu]

Lada Oka... most probably the worst car ever made.

The Stratos is obvious. But I'd also add its predecessor.

Well, not the greatest, but the funniest, since they got the spelling wrong. (The press package itself claimed that the car had been named after the Italian city.)

Eldorado Biarritz

It has to be a convertible to show her off sitting next to me. Plus it has to have plenty of space inside (for obvious reasons). So I'm thinking... some late 60s Caddy or Lincoln convertible.

And if that's not ridiculous enough, there's the Smart MFP interceptor. :-)