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My hovercraft is full of eels
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That speedometers show the actual top speed of a car.

If you are great at making cleverly-edited YouTube videos and thus becoming an on-line celebrity, it doesn't necessarily imply you can drive...

Gorgeous from the side/rear, ugly from the front.

"It's one of our pursuit specials"

As Géza Hofi, a Hungarian comedian said on military Trabants: