Damn, Mel Gibson will do anything to stay in the news.

According to Koch, Cutler's favorite movie: A River Runs Through It

Normally when you talk Vegas and gutter in the same story, it usually involves Charlie Sheen and a dead hooker.

You know who else was a hardcore Bear fan? Timothy Treadwell

Add some fries and they call it the Heart Attack Happy Meal. The free toy is actually a burial plot.

Oddly enough, Shoot That Jew is scheduled to be Mel Gibson's next big blockbuster.

The NFL also banned commercials that involved the Carolina Panthers winning games.

The study is only 8 percent because to curb alcoholism, most stadiums only serve Zima in the 4th quarter.

"You can't send lewd texts and expect to get any. You gotta catch 'em off-guard, like in the bathroom."

This list is not complete without this unfortunate fellow

In Portland, the Blazers halftime show consists of the PA announcer reading off excerpts from Damon Stoudamire's guest columns from High Times.

Just like Lawrence Taylor, when this LT scores, teenage girls start to cry.

Anybody else wanna go with an ATL hip-hop reference?

This is nothing. I once cursed out Timothy Leary for stealing my LSD.

I hear this artist's next painting is Brett & Deanna Favre lying in bed. Brett has tears running down his face while Deanna says "Don't worry, dear. It happens to most guys".

Wolf Blitzer Notches 5 Republican Lobbyist Donations In 10 Seconds

Maybe The Problem Was You, Lana Clarkson

be smeared in dogshit and left for dead in an alley for five fucking weeks

This must be a great game. Lou Holtz is up past his 8 pm bedtime.

Tom Brady won't fire back at Rex Ryan