The Republic of Ireland thinks that Walcott is a cheat and that England should be banned from Euro 2012.

JC to the endzone. That was a blur.

Marshawn Lynch, you deserve to wreck the injury cart after that TD run.

Birds of a feather, flock together. Unless they flock in Arkansas.

When Hasselbeck throws his 2nd pick 6 of the game, nobody will know the difference.

His alternate speech went like this:

Penetrate the site continues time after time

That 's the worst display of shooting I've seen since Gilbert Arenas' 4th of July party at the local gun range.

I believe this is a bonus scene from The Sims.

The stuff found in between Buddy's toes: $1.46, his driver's liscense, and a signed copy of the Lousiana Purchase.

Is Being A Best Man Overrated?

Nobody said anything when Leon Spinks made an infomercial about the perils of gum disease.

I heard that when Roger Goodell saw pics of Favre's penis, he only leveled a fine because "he never sweats the small stuff".

Not pictured: Sean Avery waiting for him behind a parked car with a shovel.

I remember when former Playboy models just known for their stints at the Betty Ford Clinic.

If anybody can make Trent Edwards look like Tom Brady, it's the Texans D.

@AirBratz23: These same people pretended that the Chargers could sleepwalk through the first half of the season and still be a Super Bowl contender. Your point is?

If anybody can put his job in jeopardy by winning the division, it's you Todd Haley. Why the fuck are the starters still in the game?

Somewhere in Miami, Andrew Luck is crying. Not because he led Stanford to the Orange bowl, but because he'll be joining the trainwreck in Carolina.

So, Dan Fouts just said that the Panthers were so distraught that John Fox was not returning as head coach, that they allowed the punt returner to score a TD.