DUAN,

Congrats to AzureTexan. Wherever he is, I'm sure his next comment will involve Brett Favre's penis, Ines Sainz & The 1812 Overture all in 1.

@AzureTexan: Daly has become more refined. Instead of Hooters', he's now found unconscious in Olive Garden bathrooms.

If you're an ACC fan (and Duke hater), then JJ Redick is right where you thought he'd be: in the background blending in.

If anybody's watching the Sean Payton press conference, apparently Jeremy Shockey is getting some ATL strange in the locker room.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Superbowl MVP: Charlie Whitehurst.

Anybody else flipping between Saints-Falcons & UConn-Pitt?

Tonight's hip-hop thread....long live Pete Rock

Bo and Woody would never hump in a cornfield. They'd spend 2 hours arguing over who'd do the cornholing.

There will be increased security around Geno's tomorrow. Cheesesteak shortage = rioting.

Wherever TheReturnOfFiddlingWhileJimRom... is, raise a glass buddy. It feels good to be a division champ again.

@AirBratz23: For the first time all year, I'm openly rooting for the Bengals to win.

Don't worry, Eli. The free safety was wide open to catch that INT.

Other than Jets-Bears, the best game of the day is........Lions-Dolphins?

The Jets could use a change of pace back like Danny Woodhead.

2 things happen here:

Merry Christmas, DUAN. Until DJ K.O. stops fucking around and hits us with LOASOM Volume 12, this will have to do.

The fight started when Bailey said that Don Ho was washed up.

DUAN hip-hop thread....WU-TANG STYLE!!

Anytime I need something run over, I call Billy Joel. He's good at that sort of thing.