You're assuming that Pryor won't declare for the draft, in which case some team desperate for a Mike Vick clone (looking at you, Buzzsaw) will tale a flyer on him in the 2nd round.

@AzureTexan: Don't forget the fact that you can turn water into Red Bull.

@gulag:

I'm sure most presidential historians would tell you that Rutherford B. Hayes actually invented The Shocker.

The St. Kilda Schoolgirl is the Aussie version of the Cleveland Steamer.

with Favre starting, Gruden now has a reason to use his autographed jizz rag.

How do you think Shelley Smith got to ESPN in the first place?

Since that game was played in Cowboys Stadium, it was only fitting that Wade Phillips was blamed for the loss.

" If it weren't for Peerless Price, I wouldn't be in the NFL today."

I think that Hunter Smith will be getting a call from the Giants in the near future.

HOLY SHIT!!!

@Smokey Tornado: Actually, all 3 have been on 3 different teams this season.

Quick trivia: who has been on more NFL rosters this season: Patrick Ramsey or Bobby Carpenter?

T.O. gets an early Christmas gift: he doesn't have to play in the Battle of Ohio anymore.

Nobody turns a 7-yard sack into an 18-yard sack like Eli Manning.

So, this is just an elaborate plot to bring up Brady Quinn's confidence?

You get the feeling that Rob Stone still feels resentment because jocks like David Pollack used to stuff him into gym lockers in high school.

Till AirBratz23 gets here, R.I.P. J Dilla

so yeah, fuck ferrets

An appendectomy could cost us a chance at a division title.