my-government-name-is-berto---old
My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH
my-government-name-is-berto---old

Things in San Diego are going as delightfully awful as I thought they would. Should I be mad that Haley's stubborness to not air it out down 21, or thank him, for doing so would ensure that Brodie Croyle would be having the same day that Matt Hasselbeck is having right now?

The Washington Redskins: finding new ways to lose.

I don't think Lions fans are used to the opponent's offense sucking just as much ass as their offense.

You know, Donavan, recievers that are wide open really like it when you underthrow them by 5 yards. Maybe that's the cardiovascular workout that Shanahan was talking about.

You'll be disappointed when the 2 girls that were kissing were KD Lang & Sandra Bernhard.

The guy was going to shave the word Mountaineers onto his back, but remembered he only had a 4th grade education, so he just went with the big A.

This is drfferent from New York Ranger games, where they just burn Denis Potvin in effigy.

Crack pipes, former athletes and nude strippers. I think T-Pain just found inspiration for his next video.

DUAN,

Jon's story: Saddest. Story. Ever.

It's hosted a number of empty seat conventions this year

It's hosted a number of empty seat conventions this year

Isn't that how every Ted Stryker movie starts?

Arsene is too busy to be a pedophile, he's still making appearances at Comic-Con as The Cigarette Man from The X-Files.

" But if you only watch the last five seconds, how will you know about the Heat's magical run towards their inevitable Eastern Conference final exit to Boston?"