If you hate Charlie Brown now, wait till he shows up on the next season of Celebrity Rehab.

@AirBratz23: Excuuuuuuse me, then. Can't deny this, though.

DUAN: tonights hip-hop video thread is all about remixes. starting.....NOW!!

It baffles me because I thought we had an excellent week of preparation

I've definitely grown a thicker foreskin when it comes to the New Yorker attitude

Not pictured: former Blue Jays GM J.P. Ricciardi finally coming to the realization of why he's unemployed.

@AirBratz23: plus Muneshine & Eternia.

@AirBratz23:

There's a hidden expense for Peja Stojakovic's mail-order Russian bride.

@Malik Sealy Dirt Mattress: Nararated By: Lionel Richie

Why not overpay elite free agents to turn the team around immediately, hoping that outlay pays off financially in the long run?

A Muskegon Lumberjack is the equivalent to two Cleveland Steamers.

You know, that Trump guy, he's amazing. His hair is almost as good as Brady's, I gotta tell ya. And speaking of Tom Brady, do you think Giselle would mind if I videotaped them having sex so me and Jaws can break it down in our next film session?

I'm assuming this will be the pseudo-DUAN post this night. And since we've had a hip-hop video themed DUAN the past few nights, allow me to post this from my Youtube channel, UnknownsDarkside

Herm Edwards is flying to Denver right now to show Pat Bowlen how he runs his 4-minute offense.

@AzureTexan: That same guy was on the cover of my Donald Ewen Cameron-autographed "Mind Control For Dummies" pamphlet.

Having Jayson Werth this close to Capitol Hill means that Congresssional filibusters won't be the only thing that stinks from right field.

I'm just waiting for the 2 lucky teams to play in that beautiful stadium for the St. Petersburg Bowl.

Dear Andrew Luck,

Chargers muff the punt. Cue early Norv Face.