Les Miles approves of the Bengals clock management.

Ok, Todd Haley. We get it. This is where you try to establish a rythym for Cassel aka where you blow the game for us by abandoning the running game.

With Favre out of the game, Chad Henne has taken over the awful-INT-throwing responsibilites.

Giants score TD on opening posession for 1st time this year. Jimmy Hoffa now allowed to be dug up from the 50-yard line.

Cammy Cam Juice is the new sizzurp.

accidentally hit a Black Mercedes benz

@AirBratz23: Late to the game, but you better learn about this dude

It's irrelevent night in L.A.

Any person with a shred of dignity wants Duke to lose

If I were standing behind her in the lunch line in the school cafeteria, I would be penalized multiple times for illegal use of hands.

Damn, Larissa Riquelme will do anything to stay in the spotlight.

You're all right, G. Gordon Liddy.

Gene Hackman Talks For 20 Minutes And Doesn't Mention Welcome To Mooseport Once

Afterwards, they dedicated this game to Pat Murphy & Che Guevara.

Watching Texans-Eagles. They just showed someone eating a cheesesteak that wasn't over 250 lbs.

You mean nobody is talking about that riveting Mo Williams-Carlos Arroyo matchup?

the territorial pick has been made since 1803

To celebrate, the al-Thani family legally declared Bahrain it's bitch.

@AzureTexan: That's nothing. I used to call in to Chilean radio stations pretending to be Salvador Allende. It didn't go over well when I said that me and Milton Friedman were sharing a spot of tea in Heaven.

If you put these two together, you get John Waters.