Don't worry, Giants fans. Even if the fumble is reversed, Eli will throw a pick on the next play. It's all about consistency.

I thought Snooki was the only big pussy from Jersey.

@BirdLaw: Whichever QB wins this game, Millen will recommend that the Lions draft him with the #1 pick. Everybody loses.

I'm not gonna risk getting sent to #hineyholeisland, so I'll just say this is a sad turn of events.

Kyle Brotzman, meet Alexis Serna.

After that video, every member of the team signed on to be contestants of next season of The Arrangement.

For Steve Phillips, this is called "every Thursday night".

Don't fight over pussy

During the third quarter of this inevitable blowout, we finally get to hear the story of how Nate Newton walked in on Garrett and Aikman running a train on Trisha Yearwood.

That pic looks like the worst New Kids On The Block tribute band I've ever seen.

I'm expecting a LeBron vs. Favre final. Nevertheless, a dickhead will win SHOTY.

The fight started when the woman told the guy that Hadji from Jonny Quest is just a fictional cartoon character.

The woman giving the BJ? Amy Winehouse. Rodman sprinkled some crack cocaine on his dick and she took the hint.

Tuxedo-Wearing Flightless Birds

That's the same face Rivers gets when they told him about the ending of Bambi.

You know, ever since The Love Boat ended, Ted Lange has really let himself go.

You all laugh now, but when he leads the 2011 Raiders to the Super Bowl.......media luncheon, you'll see.

Thank you, Collinsworth, for comparing Eli Manning's season to Favre's. That INT he just threw makes the comparison worthwhile.

Somebody call Marvin Harrison from the local shooting range and tell him to meet Peyton at Gillette Stadium.

Bengals secondary game plan: make Steve Johnson look like Jerry Rice.