I think Big Ben told Richard Seymour he got busy with Seymour's sister in a Burger King bathroom.

Donovan McNabb throws the prettiest overthrows in the NFL. Sure, that should've been a TD to Santana Moss, but look at the arm strength.

Well, that was short & sweet.

Evan Watkins Slays Pussy Nightly

With that bridge imploding, the P'Stones are gonna have to find a new way to funnel yayo into the West Side.

The entire chapter on Berman includes ridiculous Baseball Tonight nicknames, and the time he got so drunk at the Christmas party he had anal sex with Shelley Smith "on a dare."

Ah, Bebe. This will finally be the reason for Berbatov to run faster than the 3-yards up and down the pitch we've been used to.

Bears/Dolphins: over/under on total INTs thrown tonight. I have 6.

There aren't enough drug related endzone celebrations

This is what happens when for your 12th birhtday you ask that Kathy Bates helps you recreate the sledgehammer scene from Misery.

I can see why she divorced him. That's the worst O-face ever.

When they asked about his vertical leap, Redman said "I can kiss the sky."

@AzureTexan: I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy....

Anything with Joe Piscopo involved is destined to be terrible.

As a Chiefs fan, I can add some people to that list. Greg Hill, Tamarick Vanover, Sylvester Morris, John Tait, Elvis Grbac, Pat Dennis, Lewis Bush, & Danan Hughes to name a few.

If Eric Warfield and Dexter McCleon aren't on this list, than the list is bullshit.

Don't worry, Kevin Kolb. I hear Minneapolis is a great place to live.

Their first 3-game series is against the Topeka Jim Cantores.

You know, 'Skins, when I made that gameplan reference earlier, you know I was just joking, right?

I see the Chiefs and Redskins have more in common then just racially insensitive helmets: apparently we shared the same game plan.