Although Mick Foley approves, he's not giving up the Hardcore title for anybody.

Are you trying to ___ with my head?

Well, let the downward spiral begin.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: No, not even Herm could be this douchetastic at play calling.

Well, you know Haley's thrown in the towel when Jackie Charles is carrying the ball.

It's 2003 all over again. Chiefs DBs getting burned like toast.

Cheerleader with guns & Jon Kitna: they both rarely hit their target.

Last Night's Winner: Hail Mary Enthusiasts

It must be fun to be Chad Henne. You'll never lose any playing time. Because if you do, you know that you're backup is Chad Pennington, so you know you'll be back in the starting lineup in a few plays.

Something tells me that Mark Richt is gonna have the Norv Face the entire second half is Auburn gets it going.

I don't have clean hands

My first year with NFL Network and who do they have waiting for you? Theismann & Millen. Thanks, NFL Network.

Somewhere, Lattrell Sprewell is doing the slow clap.

a force of nature confined to the body of a near teenager

I thought Kim Kardashian was the only one that knew how to mess with a Bush's head.

Kevin Garnett compared the Nuggets D last night to a cancer patient.

He could've done a 5-page thesis on the many faces of Supermike.