If this is all true, then Newton was trying to exude the kind of douchiness that gets you popularized at Florida. I mean, Joakim Noah set a pretty high bar for the rest of UF student athletes to follow.

Those 4 girls are still confused as to why a NFL team would name themselves after a species of potato.

This is the same reaction that Henry Miller and his wife used to get when they entered a convent.

Meanwhile in New Jersey, the maximum sentence for murder is a lifetime spent watching Nets games.

After that press conference, Wade Phillips is just begging for Jerry Jones to fire him. He just doesn't give a damn. He looks defeated.

For us Chiefs fans, either 2 things happen with this loss:

Another pick for Jason Campbell, and the Redskins have a bye week. This is definitely Armen's best day in a while.

Somewhere, Magary is weeping. Not because Favre tied the game, but it gives Craggs a reason to write his "Brett Favre Is NOT A Bitch" rebuttal.

Can somebody check in on Drew?

Brett Favre vs. Derek Anderson is the new Timm Rosenbach vs. Wade Wilson.

@ArkansasFred: Amen to that.

Forcier was doing his best Gus Frerotte imitation, pretending that the reporter was a cushoined wall.

Watching UCF/Houston on ESPN2. Since this is Conference USA, I expect at least 3 more TD's in this game.

In the deep South, getting your ass licked by a cow is considered

In the deep South, getting your ass licked by a cow is considered

Nice to see that Kurt Manwaring has found work after baseball.

@AzureTexan: What if the dog has a STD? Can you get gonorrhea and fleas at the same time?