We objectively confirm Crosby as the winner

We need pictures of a Stu Scott Halloween costume. Preferebly, one with a roaming eye and a cell phone with the words "Lemme Know" showing on the screen.

Looks like she was trying to throw the vajayjay at him. If it were Roy Williams, he would've dropped it.

Chris Dudley's chances of winning the title of Oregon Governor: almost the same as his career free throw percentage.

I'll wait for the DJ Premier remix, thank you.

Congrats to the Giants. Now, how many days until it's revealed that Lincecum pitched while high off weed during his World Series starts?

The Bengals will sign Moss, just so fans can see Carson Palmer commit seppuku right on the practice field.

One phone is for the bullpen. The other is for whichever inmate is to be executed that day. That's one of the perks of making the World Series.

If you're gonna have a 41-year old QB with 2 broken ankles start for your team, you better make sure your O-Line can protect him. Unfortunately, Minnesota's O-Line can't. Be thankful, T-Jack. That could be you getting carted off to the locker room.

Chiefs pull it off in OT. Now, let the Aikman-Favre 69 session commence.

This London game is as shitty as I thought it would be. Instead of the Broncos and 49ers, could they just send out Arsenal & Chelsea for the 2nd half?

This London game is as shitty as I thought it would be. Instead of the Broncos and 49ers, could they just send out Arsenal & Chelsea for the 2nd half?

This London game is as shitty as I thought it would be. Instead of the Broncos and 49ers, could they just send out Arsenal & Chelsea for the 2nd half?

You know, Donovan, I can see how slick that field turf in Detroit is.

Something tells me those girls didn't need instruments in their hands to know how to blow.

At least this Cocktail Party game has gotten interesting.

Oklahoma State and the Dallas Cowboys share more than their nickname. They also share the need for stupid penalties.

Get Over Yourself, Narc

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The last time these two got worked up over a botched play was when the school drama department ruined The Producers.