I'd rather not comment what my feelings are any more

Shaq is blending in well with the green paint on the floor in Beantown. It's easy for him, because the green paint doesn't move, either.

I heard one lucky reader gets the grand prize of being tied up in a chair and having Stephen A. Smith yell at you for 2 hours.

This banner was inspired by the Browns offense: plain and simple to read.

Unwritten rule: If Dennis Rodman calls for a "backdoor pick", immediately ask for a trade.

@AzureTexan: +1

Brett Favre Is A Bitch

Do they really have to play the 4th quarter in Denver?

As a Chiefs fan, I'm torn. I love seeing the Broncos getting curbstomped at home, but I hate that it's the fucking Raiders doing it.

I tune in to NFL Redzone for TDs, not turnovers. Geezus, these games have been painful to watch.

What does a Chiefs CB have to do to get an offensive pass interference call?

Last 3 offensive plays for Tampa Bay:

Congrats to the Rangers for:

Every time A-Rod steps to bat in Arlington, Tom Hicks should be punched in the face.

Those drawings were brought to you by Abigail Breslin circa 2005.

For a second there, I thought that woman in the pic was Debra LeFave. I mean, Timmy does look like he's 12 years old.

After last week's shittastic collapse by the D in the 2nd half, I'm confident that Todd Haley will be placed back on the Fire This Asshole list by Week 10 where he belongs.

Today's LCS starting away pitchers are obviously following A.J. Burnett's example.

Apparently, C.J. Wilson and Dennis Tankersley are the same person.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: The Lake Monster is Old Man Keller.