I was gonna make a cocaine-themed joke, but then I saw his last name.

I wouldn't be surprise if that first vid was traced by to Supermike.

Meanwhile, Javaris Crittendon just became president of the D.C. chapter of the NRA.

You either need to tape every encounter

I'm sure they'll be a friendly bet between Bloomberg and the Arlington mayor. If the Yankees win, Bloomberg gets to execute every Texas death row inmate. If the Rangers win, the Bronx will be Hiroshima'd off the face off the earth.

The title of that picture is "Tea Party's Early Roots"

It's a good thing Deadspin turned down those Katy Perry pics, for they might've been required to actually listen to one of her songs.

Wizards fans know all about sacrifice. They sacrificed their money and weeknights to watch Kwame Brown in vain, didn't they?

Ever since the Ali 30 for 30, I've been hooked on these semi-documentaries. Will be looking forward to it.

I see Mr. Matthews went to the Carl Monday School Of Investigative Reporting.

He was forced to find new work when his mother Joan Collins was seen roaming the streets in search of "that bastard Forsyth".

Just one question, Emma: Are you, or have you in any way drawn inspiration from Maureen Tkachik? If so, God help us all.

Rex Ryan tried to send some penis pics, too. But it took him 30 minutes to find his penis, after which he just gave up and went on a Sbarro's run instead.

The Bleacher Report: making Yahoo! Sports columns look remarkably competent in comparison.

You know it sucks for Jason Campbell when Gradkowski gets injured and Raiders fans already know the offense will get worse when JC enters the game.

So, the Detroit Lions have scored more points than the Colts-Chiefs game combined. Fuck.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Jermaine Gresham firing the ball in to the wall after his TD catch has looked better than any throw Matt Cassel has attempted this half.

I said it 2 weeks ago, and I'll say it again: if you have Peyton Hillis on your fantasy team, you are STILL a lucky son of a bitch.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: There's a special circle in Hell that will be dedicated just for Todd Haley.

I don't think I'm ready to live in a world where Laron Landry looks like an early contender for the Pro Bowl.