PLEASE TASE THIS BRO!!

These e-mails only prove one thing: Sarah Silverman is suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder.

A defensive struggle at the Cotton Bowl. Only 63 points scored in the first half. 35-28 Texas Tech over Baylor.

In certain Gangsta Disciple gangs, that tattoo means "smack a bitch".

Future Deadspin post: Nate Robinson Tears ACL While Trying To Dunk Over Mini-Horse, Danny Ainge Weeps

We are young men at an upstanding Christian university

Congrats to Reggie Evans. This will definitely be the first and last Toronto Raptor related Deadspin post.

Now that Brett's gone, it's up to Braylon Edwards to be the biggest dick on the team.

This was clearly the opportunity that Sterger needed to get on TV. I mean, look at her. She starring on that show from that network that I can't think of right at this moment.

It's a good thing Buck & McCarver aren't doing this game. My mute button would've eroded into dust by now.

To be fair, the hummingbird mocked the praying mantis by saying there was a rat amongst his family.

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Between Anon's Drunken Hookup Failure tales and this letter, methinks he used to sit by the campfire while Larry Flynt was going on how he fantasized about banging Angelica Huston.

Seeing that this is UCF, shouldn't they be in the locker room wearing bikinis?

Next up for Joe: Who killed Sean Young's career?

Beautiful. Now, which one is Sendil Ramamurthy?

I'm waiting for the Shawn Kemp autobiography "Child Support Is A Bitch".

If the Bears lose any more QBs, they'll be forced to fish Jim McMahon out of whatever detox he's in to start next week.

If the Bears lose any more QBs, they'll be forced to fish Jim McMahon out of whatever detox he's in to start next week.

Last Night's Winner: Josh Scobee