The length of the party was to be determined as "a minute for every win we get this season".

As a black man, I pretty much know that if a woman named Franquell is involved, some shit is about to go down.

Sadly, their Mortal Kombat homage didn't go over well when a guy dressed as Sub-Zero ripped the head and spine off of one of the parking attendants.

@Armen Tamzarian: Florida St. kickers & missed FGs: a match made in heaven

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: I hope it doesn't happen that way. I mean, if Seattle can hold on, we could be living in a world where not only the Chiefs are AFC West leaders, but have a 2-game lead on everybody else.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: As much as I am happy, I am perfectly sure that our dreams of an undefeated season will come to a crashing halt at the oil well in Indy.

Yes, Pete Carroll. Calling a QB sneak with no timeouts left with a QB who couldn't beat Albert Haynesworth in a race is the right decision.

Today's starting QB matchup for Raiders-Cardinals: Bruce Gradkowski vs. Derek Anderson

Patrick Chung just intercepted a pass for New England. I'm fully expecting a Wang Chung reference from Berman tonight.

That INT was Kent Graham-esque, Eli.

I would say something negative about the Amazins, but as soon as I type it in, Metschick would hunt me down.

I don't remember this part being covered in The Social Network.

I thought he was saying to the catcher "remind me to DVR Undercovers".

@vodkanaut: "With bands like these, who needs security?"

Maybe he should hire Lindsey Lohan's attorney. She kept her outta...oh, wait. nevermind.

That's just how I envisioned Frank Deford. Lonely.

I always thought that Autumnal Orgasms happened every time Peter King writes a Brett Favre-themed SI column.

Come for titty pics on Deleted Scenes, stay for her Drunken Hookup Failure Story that somehow involves Anon!

@ScientificMapp: But the transformation of Dexter McCluster into Dante Hall version 2.o is still on, right?

I don't wanna live in a world where Todd Haley's methods result in actual success