She can't be that important. Nancy Grace hasn't zeroed in on this topic with her usual annoyance.

Also, is their any more perfect pairing than Mitch Albom and Parade magazine?

@FavreFAIL: Best song, IMO

Let's see: Case Keenum tears his ACL (out for season, college career maybe over), backup QB breaks his collarbone (also out for season), ad now Kolb may not his starting job back anytime soon.

Rex Ryan uses this service, but it's strictly for his usual Sbarro deliveries.

When they took the Lycra suit off, stadium security were only mildly shocked to see it was Lenny Dykstra.

He's trying to imagine that that is an Applebee's behind him.

40 years from now they'll be singing her praises as "old Negro spirituals".

I'm sure Georgia's AD will get in front of this as soon as....oh, wait. Nevermind.

I'm sure Nightmare Ant could've kicked both their asses quite easily.

I can hear Brian Mitchell sounding off from here.

Hey, Jack Del Rio, nice to know your tolerance level for INTs is at 4.

The Redskins might score 20 points in the first half. And Carlos Rogers has an INT. And Clinton Portis hasn't been carted off the field yet.

Welcome back, Brett Favre circa 2008.

@vodkanaut: The fact that Haley might actually have that thought process makes it that much worse.

I'm not into fantasy football, but if you have both Mike Williams (Bucs) and Peyton Hillis in the starting lineup, you are a lucky son of a bitch.

And THAT is how you start a game, Pittsburgh Steelers.

2 references to Yahoo Sports columns on this site? I shall dare not read them for fear of reading the comments and becoming instantly retarded.

Team with players that have an affinity for breaking the law vs. Other team with players that have an affinity for breaking the law.

If this is a true Harbaugh, Pete Carroll should've appeared and asked what's his deal.