Thank you, Jamaal Charles.

I resent that remark, Matthews. We'll hold them to a respectable 28 points, thank you very much.

@tastes_like_burning: The 2000 Ravens didn't score an offensive TD for the entire month of October. Does that answer your question?

The only good news from this game is that Antonio Cromartie promised to pick off a pass for each of his kids this season.

Peter McNeely Calls Mike Tyson "A Disgrace", Because It's His Lunch Break At His Local Drywalling Business

I can see how she's an ASSet to sports journalism

was at the Meadowlands to do a piece on Mark Sanchez

We are now in game 1 of the Wade Phillips Lame Duck Coaching Tour, hosted by Jerry Jones.

Mike Vick: he's just playing like a little kid out there.

Why do I have the eerie feeling that Leonard Weaver injury is the first thing I'm gonna see on Deadspin tomorrow morning?

Derek Anderson, already showing his team leadership skills, wanting no parts of tackling the Rams defender after the fumble.

@sweatingmullets: Bears goal-line offense: EPIC FAIL

Apprently in Jacksonville, God is trying to send a message to Josh McDaniels as who should start for Denver in the 4th quarter.

And the first ridiculous quote of the year goes to.... Jim Mora Jr. for comparing Jerious Norwood to Gale Sayers.

Well, let's see. My Chiefs don't play (or lose) till tomorrow night, so I can only say thank God for NFL Redzone.

just think Pee Wee's Playhouse with a Yankees theme

How did Salley know the strip club was nasty? Beacause Pac Man Jones only made it mist on a bitch.

@AzureTexan: Make sure you also bring 3-D glasses in case she wants to show you her C-section.

Football season has officially started

Annnnnd Favre throws a pick. Football season has officially begun