Apparently, the Vikes DBs philosophy is "the game doesn't really start until at least 3 Saints receivers are left wide open"

This should be Cleveland's ode to LeBron

It was either this or his MC Hammer outfit, complete with shiny parachute pants.

Continuing the theme:

To celebrate, Kige will do his daily routine of drinking an entire bottle of Jack Daniels before noon and masturbating to a poster of Loretta Lynn.

Looks like a female Russian doctor

@AzureTexan: HARRY WHITTINGTON

how a 14-year-old boy spent the worst summer vacation ever

Can we get a special 5 year anniversary Ladies column? Or do we just bring back the good ol' ESPN.com Comment Of The Week?

That's the same look Kenny had when Bell Biv Devoe broke up.

What a catch by the Boise St. TE.

I'm waiting for the updated " Jeremiah Masoli Stolen Laptop" version.

As if listening to Bryant Gumbel wasn't horrible enough

@UkraineNotWeak: That was a hell of a game. Now lwet's hope SMU makes it a game against Texas Tech.

I also heard that Antonio Cromartie will be teaching a Planned Parenthood course at NYU.

I think that picture above is ironic, seeing as though Isiah can now kiss his NBA management career goodbye.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: I dunno what that means, but now that LJ is a 'Skin, all Washington D.C. area night clubs should be on high .alert

He was one of the best. R.I.P.

Between Clinton Portis and Larry Johnson, I expect over 1,800 yards combined. I also expect at least 7 combined stints on the injured list.

Nice to see Lou Holtz is in mid-season form with his slurred speech.