"After last night we couldn't be more proud of him." —Carl Everett & Milton Bradley

Judging by that picture, it's easy to see where the WMD's were hidden.

@Senators Lost Cojones: +1 Burqa

Ruining sports journalism is ESPN's Creed.

Being that he was Hawkeye football player, his first reaction was to date rape said truck.

Would've been better in night vision. - Paris Hilton

@Jefferson Short Bus: This is the remix:

I would propose a cross post to Jezebel, but I don't want the universe to explode just yet.

a dainty flaming hispanic guy in his 2os

This Youtube video wasn't as educational as How To Get Out Of Being Cast As An Asian Stereotype by Daniel Dae Kim.

Next time he loses a bet, he'll have to sing a Lisa Loeb tune.

Somewhere, Lloyd McClendon is smiling.

Crushable.com :Now 100% more Jezebel-ish.

Only thing's missing is a guy with a random Nikoloz Tskitishvili jersey.

I'm seeing Bill O'Reilly and Danny Bonaduce on one page. I'm assuming a battle for the keys to the liquor cabinet will ensue.

Dick Cheney hunts for Quayle, shoots down competition

Rex Ryan, using Bill Parcells' Jap playbook, leads Jets to Super Bowl glory.

@AzureTexan: " I once scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High. Now, I'm married....with children."

@UweBollocks: Happy birthday, then. Don't do anyone I wouldn't do.