Somebody's been hanging out with the Miami University frat dorms again...

They should never be allowed to feel good about themselves

Stop crying, go out there and pitch

After that party, Hamilton was placed on the 15-day DL with chlamydia.

An uphill battle is what his teammates face every time he asks them to be his wingman at the local night club.

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@Phintastic: Have you read the new Plaxico Burress autobiography Bust A Cap In My Leg?

@UweBollocks: I can say that Latrell Sprewell's "How To Feed My Family on 7 Million Dollars" has helped me well.

A Tomlinson Fan Wears Adult Diapers in Brooklyn

Several thousand dollars of damage was done when it was tackled

I see in that pic that LeBron is rocking the newest outfit in the Slightly Less Nerdier Than Steve Urkel clothing line.

AJ thinks she's the 2nd hottest GILF ever, next to Katharine Hepburn, of course.

The last time those two women were associated with something long and colored green, there was a column dedicated to Mark Sanchez's poise.

Next time you see a bull in a crowd, tell Pete Myers to hurry the fuck up with the peanuts.

I'll be your designated driver if you want

Jesus, Imelda Marcos has really fallen on hard times.

I believe beavers are what Wigan Athletic are being compared to after getting curbstomped by Blackpool.

Just like passing Federer as #1 in the world, Rafael Nadal did this same trick in half the time.

There was nothing I could do. I wasn't able to push her away.

Nice to see Denton show his true color: yellow.