It could've been worse. He could 've been stuck in Utica dodging the trainspotters at the Boehlert Center.

This is just preparation for when God anoints him the Opening Day starter.

I believe that picture pretty much sums up how he ran the Knicks offense.

The jockstraps coud be sold to fund a new Twins-friendly cologne called "Smells Like Michael Cuddyer".

"I heard a wag say that it should've been the other way around, and Roy should carry Dez Bryant's pads, but then he would've dropped them."

"Allegedly shooting my wife was not fun" — Robert Blake

The University of Tennesee is also looking into this. But not for Urban's reason, but because it'll let the police know exactly where every Vol player is.

A-Rod then asked for his mommy, but because he's A-Rod, Kate Gosselin showed up.

I think Tiger and Uchitel can both agree that this is the first time that he's had trouble finding the hole.

So seeing a guy rub his crotch on TV is worth you jacking up the price of my cable? Shrewd thinking, Comcast.

@AzureTexan: Of course he did. That's where he met his favorite NFL player, Esera Tuaolo.

Which is worse? Peyton with that stupid visor and still throw 3TD's in practice, or Sage Rosenfels sans visor allegedly throwing 6 INTs in 7-on-7 drills?

I would not be surprised if that first e-mail was from Sarah Silverman.

"Why didn't I think of this?" —Brett Favre

What does this have to do with Mark Sanchez's poise, though?

Cusack's movie career and the Cubs season have one thing in common: they've both gone downhill quickly.

Well, in Favre's case, someone has to bang Shelley Smith.

They forgot the most obvious stat: pizza slice-throwing accuracy

HE'S A MAN!! HE'S LIVING THE HIGH LIFE!!!

I believe he's taken over as the new host of Man vs. Food.