Everything's bigger in Texas. Including the fugly.

He couldn't show up to training because he was helping Antonio Cromartie's accountant figure out his baby mama budget.

That was one of the best catches I've seen in a while. Too bad Montreal still lost 54-51.

They're in talks to sign Mark Prior, so they can have a 1-2 punch of 60-day DL pitchers.

If he does come out with a book, I'll just assume he'll outsell Albom, Reilly & Simmons combined.

That is exactly the same face Lions fans have made during every draft pick during the Matt Millen era.

I, for one, am happy this guy found time to get away from his job of being a professional douchebag to attend that game.

There's always this

His views will be expressed more thoroughly in his new book "I've Fallen And I Can't get Up".

Brett Favre within the first 10 seconds of the video? That's the fastest he's shown up to anything in the past 2 years.

Has to be Sorvino. She'll be 43 in September, so if this happened in '96, she'd have been 29 at the time of the "alleged" hookup. Plus, she starred in Beautiful Girls in 1996.

I would say Paltrow. But it would've been nice to bang someone who starred in that classic Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion.

There is only one reason he dropped the lawsuit against you, AJ.

"At least you didn't break your leg celebrating a walk-off." — Kendry Morales

Rick Reilly writes a column about doing all the things dumb tourists do at the Running of the Bulls

Remember, Jesus is all around you, just like The Predator.

Favorite Gang Starr album?

After he hits #600, he will surely thank the most important person in his life right now: himself.

This guy was just doing his own version of the pick-off attempt.

I'm sure his foster parents were thrilled.