Judging by the way they played against Toronto last week, everybody reaches midfield and beyond.

I wonder if Berman will get the message when during his induction speech, every person in the audience starts putting in their earplugs.

I heard Ty Cobb proposed to his wife by sliding into her spikes up at 3rd base.

"When do we get the Best Baseball Player Standing Obscenely Close To His Own Reflection List?"

"My dad just brought in 2 new babysitters. Who's this Lebron fella?"

By the looks of the Heat revealing party, you'd think Barack Obama was coming to town.

Still better than Autotune.

@AzureTexan: Something tells me the women on that show have had experience dealing with crabs.

Well, at least Cleveland can focus on more important things, like how many INTS Jake Delhomme will throw before he's yanked for Colt McCoy.

So, I guess Cavs fans can start their "J.J Hickson for MVP" campaign now?

I have the perfect cheer-up song for Cavs fans

Ladies & gentlemen of Cleveland, meet you new sports hero....... Jake Delhomme!!!

How can he concentrate on LeBron when he's been trying to get tickets to the next Barry Manilow concert?

LeBron James Is A Cocksucker

Damn, that's horrific. Hope he's OK.

If this were Kotaku, that would've been a naked picture of Bloodrayne.

Thanks to Bobbi Reed, many soccer-hating d-bags are rooting for the Dutch now.

Other than the AJ/Jezebel showdown, I'd say today was mundane.

For a minute there, I thought you were gonna go on a Scott Raab-like rant there, Barry.

That Predator picture is aslo known as "Tank Johnson's mug shot."