#14 is how I imagine Philles Girl dreamed about that World Series victory. But instead of being covered in champagne, it was......well, you know.

Dutch Masters, indeed

I wonder if Nicolay will dedicate a song to the national team on the next Foreign Exchange CD.

Best of luck to you and your alter ego, Storm Shadow.

Those four are the reason why Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes.

Lindsey Lohan doesn't see the big deal with this

I wouldn't be surprised if , in the course of writing this, Scott had a picture of Moe reading the Wall Street Journal and had to go masturbate for 20 minutes.

So, I guess you won't be watching the 400 ESPN NBA Free Agent specials coming in the next week, Dash?

He should go this year. He'll definitely be there in 2 years. Of course, he'll be a New York Yankee by then.

"Guess he didn't have the Juice". - Omar Epps

Paging Clare, paging Clare

Nehterlands vs. Slovakia aka Fighting For The Right To Get Humiliated By Brazil

WTF?

Chances Ricardo Clark makes it the full 90 minutes without getting his second yellow: 100/1

That was beautiful by David Villa.

50 minutes in and no references to Ronaldo's diving or his love life. WTF, Martin Tyler?

I know it's off-topic, but did anybody else check out A.J. during NFL Network's Top 10 Follies?

Clinton offered Bocanegra a 12-year old cigar with mystery pink residue on it, but thankfully Carlos declined.

And there goes the clean sheet.

Well now, it looks like Jersey Shore is now number 2 on the lists of things Italians are embarrased of the most.