The British press think that the proper punishment for her involvement is to watch an entire cricket match with no sleep in-between.

" I don't feel as bad now, after watching that goal."

The winner of this gme gets to bang Kim Kardashian. I expect this to be a 0-0 tie.

These militias have been paid top dollar to personally protect John Terry's whores.

Worl-D Cup, anyone?

The guy who scored the goal will be playing for Wigan Athletic next season. So he should get used to shitty weather & empty seats.

Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the arrest warants.

Great game by both teams. Hope France-Uruguay is just as enthralling.

You sure he wasn't crying because he'd just achieved a personal accomplishment: enduring Mike Milbury for 3 hours?

The Dodgers Hired a Wizard, For Six Figures, To Send Good Vibes

Don't worry. The way Doc's life has been going, they'll get another chance to use a newer looking mugshot.

Don't worry. The way Doc's life has been going, they'll get another chance to use a newer looking mugshot.

I still don't see how the hell they missed that obvious foul on Rondo at the end of the game. They needed a replay to see who should the ball belong to? Of course it was gonna be Celtics ball.

Snoop Dogg thinks you should never get high off ya own supply.

At least he didn't dress up in blackface and perform Aretha Franklin's "A Rose Is Still A Rose".

As long as Alan Hutton isn't on the field, Jozy Altidore should be fine, right?

@Juancho: If it's done while being fellated by Dick Vitale, it's known as "The Krzyzewski".

All this talk of douchiness and not one Jersey Shore reference? For shame, Drew.

His daddy has trouble disciplining him, so after he was done he told the boy to go run on the field yelling "dont tase me bro!!"

You know what they say: the Finals really doesn't start until 'Sheed picks up a technical.