Great job, Stev D.

That rope did say he admired Mike Tyson's career.

England captain Rio Ferdinand: also out of World Cup

$560 for Aileen's email address. Double it if your married

I wonder what Dyan Cannon is doing right now

If you can take a shot of whiskey every time Jeff Van Gundy refers to Rondo's quickness or Ron Artest's "non-stop motor", you'd be dead by halftime.

Bondy also thinks that Cory Lidle is lucky not to deal with the short porch in right field at the new Yankee Stadium.

So, which one has to fetch the moonshine for him?

It was either this, or become the next manager of the Pirates, either way you're gonna see a lot of shit.

This works for every occupation unless you work for High Times magazine.

Didn't know America Ferrera was a PETA supporter.

The Wedding Of Will Leitch: How It Went Terribly Wrong

Those Nike commercials he starred in were awesome.

Yes, but how will Scott Raab inevitably tie this into Obama's Lebron-to-Chicago campaign?

Cockblocked By Fire Ants!

This looks like a job for the one and only, Carl Monday.

@BlackTaco: Duly noted

Is this Sarah Silverman's version of revenge after that awful online chat a couple weeks ago?

His next goal is to help OJ find "the real killers".

All he needs now is an alcohol addiction and he'll be fully able to mimic his idol, Billy Martin.