Lemme know when Lurking With The Stars comes out, and I'll ace that one easily.

What better replacement for Mike Brown, who couldn't help LeBron win a NBA title, than Calipari, who couldn't help John Wall win a NCAA championship?

Anybody know how much Rick Tocchet made on this game?

It was either this or start his LeBron James free agency countdown

"And I thought my mug shot looked awful."

or poisonous acid worms

Gives new meaning to the term "bull rush"

Oddly enough, taking a shit in a garbage can is how the idea of SportsNation started.

This is the only way that Billy Gillespie can get back in A&M's good graces.

6, 11 and 29 for me.

People in Hollywood get to do to his star what he has done to our collective psyche the past 25 years: step on it.

In her country, that qualifies as interracial dating.

Either Becks, Ronaldo or John Terry.

Dear John,

That Portsmouth-Chelsea game had some nice ones.

Some people celebrate Simmons re-upping with ESPN in different ways...

@Steve U: "Does that mean I have to make a movie with my ex-wife again?"

I just recently got the GOLTV package, and I was wondering Spoiler, exactly how much alcohol does one person need to consume before Ray Hudson becomes tolerable?

That sign should be delivered to the World Cup and placed on the sidelines every time Portugal and Cristiano Ronaldo plays.

Without Lebron in his way next year, Mo Williams career will really take off.