@MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm guessing he took no Glory in Denzel winning a pair of Academy Awards.

You know, for an extra $5000, they could've gotten Santonio Holmes plus an outdoor grill from Manny Ramirez.

@Bucket O' Hatorade: You were saying?

Trevor Hoffman + fastball topping off at 85mph = another blown save

I'm receiving hate mail from bunny enthusiasts

That punch was more entertaining than the last 3 rounds of the Anderson Silva-Demian Maia fight last night.

And with that, Nate Newton's weed stash is now a memory.

Since were doing a 2Pac theme:

I see those former Carolina Panther cheerleaders missed the boat by a couple years.

He also claims to have married Liz Taylor, because he liked be a part of a large group of men that had something in common.

Royals fans see nothing wrong with this.

A New York-Boston prank? I thought that's when Knicks fans will laugh hysterically when Celtic fans realize the horror of Nate Robinson's playoff contributions.

UConn women go undefeated for 2 years, win back-to-back championships, and Sportscenter leads with: Yankees-Red Sox.

Thank you, Orel Hershiser, for making project "Save Us From Joe Morgan" a partial success.

Just like Gil Meche, the Royals Express costs way too much and breaks down during the summer months.

But she'll be happy to know that Sylvester Croom is available for the head football coaching decision.

Story #3 sounds like a typical night for Brady Quinn.

@Gamboa Constrictor: "I was right! He was faking that Parkinsons. He was just swaying around 'cause he was high."

A Mark Sanchez post which doesn't have the word POISE in it? Beautiful.

Getting slapped in the face by a fish is what every Bears fan feels like after a Jay Cutler interception.