Patrick Ewing thinks Jernigan should've made that lay-up.

I believe the new is called the CLBA, which stands for the Christian Laettner Basketball Association.

She was hoping for a fastball down the middle, but because of the 'roids, she was thrown a curve.

I see he was attending the Sigma Phi Cracka frat party.

It will be extra difficult for the Grizzlies once Pacman Jones opens up his new strip club chain starting in Memphis.

She decided on the lesser of two evils. It was either Maks or hook-up with Buzz Aldrin, and wait for him to kick so she could scoop up the life insurance policy.

The show is being replaced by Peter King Live, that way it can earn the Blutarsky 0.0 rating.

I wonder if Matt Leinart still believes in the "sloppy seconds (or in this case thirds)" theory.

No one is calling 17-year old Alex Hermann a liar

That guy is just pretending to be passed out because he's part of the clean up crew.

Joe Francis approves.

that women have a more meaningful place in the golf world than as groupies

Since he plays in the state of Tennessee, that car can also qualify for the local tractor pull event.

Now Ozzie can focus on more important things, like getting swept at home by the Tribe & Twins to start the season.

Oddly enough, I'm sure those girls know how to feed the post to Booker better than Demontez Stitt ever will.

@AzureTexan: WHAT ABOUT THE GUS JOHNSON QUOTIENT, WHERE YOU SCREAM ORGASMICALLY AT THE MOST RANDOM THINGS?!!

The last time a Rick Barnes looked this angry, he ended up murdering Steve Buscemi.

Is that Greg Monroe or did the ghost of Othella Harrington show up for this game?

No word on whether or not the stadium can be used as Nate Newton's stash house.

Todd McShay said that the best situation for Tebow would be the Colts or Patriots. If that were to happen, a A Tebow/Brady alliance would definitely signal the end of the universe.