@Mr. Praline: No, Tortorella took the NY Rangers job beacuse he wanted to knock off Sean Avery as the biggest douche in Rangers history.

So, I guess the saying "you gotta be on coke to take the Rangers job" was true for Washington.

ESPN's next 30 in 30 film, Trailer Park Tragedy: The Brien Taylor Story.

So, this is what Curtis Painter does in the off season.

It was nice to wach, only for the simple fact that Derek Harper looked 50 years old in those games.

Somewhere, Josh Wilcox is smiling.

So, Clark likes to compare regions to Bangbros affiliates? OK, so according to Clark:

All of his excess fat will now be used as a bodyguard for Mark Sanchez's poise.

That shirt screams "I'm going to a Johnny Depp movie".

He was Joe Morgan's teammate. Surprised this hasn't happened earlier.

@AzureTexan: No, but you do end up with a new HBO mini-series on life on the mean streets of Philly.

They're pissed because he forgot to bring the Cheez Doodles at their annual Christmas party.

Does it have to be current athletes? Because I know a few former college players who could win:

@AzureTexan: It was kind of weird of Ari to make that statement in front of a Perkins' restaurant.

Anytime Cowherd is on TV, you need things like THAT to boost your ratings.

because we are both smokers, and smokers can always find something to talk about

The bleachers are as dead as Niedermyer

I think most of us who watched that 2006 FSU-Miami game would like to wipe that game away from our minds.

That's what happens when you take love advice from Darren Daulton.

If it's from ESPN, it must be true. They run a squeaky clean outfit over there. Am I right, Steve Phillips?