Scott Fujita leaving New Orleans for Cleveland? What, did they offer him the starting QB job?

Beano Cook & Andy Rooney: whoever dies first gets to bang the ghost of Katharine Hepburn.

This is what passes as controversy nowadays. But wait until John Daly wakes up...

@Steve U: +1

I think Captain Lou has been "stiff" for the past 5 months, now.

I'mma start doing more freeform posts around here

Meryl Streep: The Buffalo Bills of Oscar night.

He's probably a Leno fan

If he needs help disposing of Atkins' body, Snoop & Chris know some stash houses with extra space.

@AzureTexan: You have to realize that the De-Complicator was first used to put together whatever constitutes as Mickey Rourke's face. There are some bugs (and excess botox) that still need to be worked out.

Let's turn her on and make some sense out of this madness

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1

The Deadspin De-Complicator: the new #1 enemy of Moe, Pareene & Peggy Noonan.

Next up is Reilly's piece comparing reading a Simmons column to the Cold War.

@Steve U: I always thought that the most notorious moment in WNBA history was the fact that Rebecca Lobo was heterosexual.

maybe she can fail at NASCAR too!

@AzureTexan: The Royals Snuggie comes with half the payroll of the Mets Snuggie, and twice the losses.

Rumors are she wants half of everything from 2002-2008, when AI was still relevant.

It doesn't count unless you snatch your opponents weave off, ala Lauren Jackson.

John Daly would've fired his caddy a long time ago, if he could remember who he was.